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Bristol and the surrounding area

The bit your strimmer won’t cut

Bramble, thistle, blackcurrant, thorn, and soft woody stems up to about two inches. Cut down and left where they fall, for you to clear at your own pace.

An allotment plot under waist-high grass and scrub, with a
               greenhouse to the left and a shed to the right.
Before
The same plot cut down to stubble, the full length of the
               ground now visible.
After — 75 minutes, one battery

My own allotment, cut last week. Seventy-five minutes of actual cutting, which is what one fully charged battery gives on growth like this.

What it costs

The problem with an overgrown plot

You are stuck between two options, and neither is much good.

Do it yourself

  • A domestic strimmer stops dead at bramble
  • Line snaps constantly on woody stems
  • Hand tools take a full weekend, or several
  • Thistle and thorn are miserable to fight through
  • Hiring a machine means learning to use it safely

Hire a gardener

  • Charged by the hour, including the easy parts
  • Raking and barrowing billed at the same rate as cutting
  • Waste removal added on top
  • Often booked weeks out for a full day’s work
  • You could have done the clearing yourself

The difficult part is the cutting. Everything after it — the raking, the barrow, the run to the tip — is work you can do perfectly well on a Saturday, and paying someone else to do it doubles the bill for no skill.

What I actually do

Turn up with a professional brush cutter, work through the heavy growth with a blade, switch to a line head to finish closer and tidier than you could manage yourself, and leave. That is the whole job.

  1. 1

    Look at it first

    I come and see the plot before quoting. Photographs help, but they flatten everything — ground conditions, slope, what is hiding under the growth.

  2. 2

    Check what is protected

    The postcode goes through the Greenviews site check: protected trees, conservation areas, designated habitat, flood warning zones. Cutting a protected tree without consent is a criminal offence, and in a conservation area six weeks’ notice to the council is required before most tree work at all. Better to know beforehand.

  3. 3

    Blade through the heavy growth

    A brush blade goes through bramble, thistle, and soft woody stems to roughly two inches. This is the part a domestic strimmer cannot do.

  4. 4

    Finish with a line head

    Swap to line to cut closer to the ground, around edges, and into corners. Leaves the plot workable rather than merely knocked back.

  5. 5

    Leave it where it falls

    Cut material stays on the ground for you to rake and clear when it suits. No barrowing, no tip runs, nothing added to the bill.

What gets cut, and what doesn’t

Yes

  • Bramble, thistle, nettle, dock
  • Blackcurrant, thorn, and similar scrub
  • Soft woody stems to roughly two inches
  • Long grass, rough grass, overgrown paths
  • Close finishing with a line head

No

  • Clearing, raking, or barrowing
  • Waste removal or tip runs
  • Hedges, topiary, or general gardening
  • Timber, stumps, or established saplings
  • Protected trees — a criminal offence without consent

What it costs

£200

One day, one battery

Looking at the job beforehand, travel, and a full battery of cutting on site — sixty to ninety minutes of blade time depending on how heavy the growth is.

£150

Each further day, if we agree one

Sometimes a plot is heavier than it looked and the battery runs down before the job is finished. If that happens we talk about it: another day at £150, or we stop where we are. If eighty per cent is cut and you would rather finish the rest yourself, that is a sensible answer and I will say so.

The battery is the honest limit here, not a billing device. When it is flat, it is flat — so the price is quoted against what one charge actually achieves rather than a vague hourly rate.

Getting in touch

There is no booking form yet — it is being built. In the meantime, email or ring and tell me roughly where the plot is and how bad it has got. A photograph is worth a paragraph.

Bristol and the surrounding area. If you are further out, ask anyway — the answer depends on how long it takes to get there.

Greenviews is a division of pw‑services. Public liability insurance is arranged before any confirmed job begins.